Noise-reducing headphones for the kid, a smile, sun glasses, my neard…
Then my wife posted this on Facebook: “According to The Trustworthiness of Beards scale – Doug’s ‘Neard’ (or neck beard) makes him threatening. LOLzzz”.
I started off in a deep state of denial, trying to claim I had the ‘Abe Lincoln’ style Chin Strap – but no, I don’t. I am an all natural neck beard the same way Joe Dirt was all natural white trash.
The scale is “based on absolutely no scientific evidence” which makes it all the more meaningful. It’s to the point instead of long-windedly factual.
Some find it gnarly, some find it nasty.
I own it either way.