The apocalypse of May, 2011 came and went with not even a rumble, let alone weightless righteousness. But the disappointment ripples far beyond the true believers:
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10. It didn’t happen, which means all the righteous are still amongst us. No rapture for them = hell on Earth for everyone else.
9. I guess I will have to mow the lawn after all. In all the pictures I’ve seen of hell no one is ever mowing.
8. I don’t get to wear my after-the-apocalypse-looting clothes. I had picked out the perfect outfit – a ventilated jacket and everything for those hot spots.
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